Which SEC team has the most obnoxious fanbase?

[felicianareb]

Strange......but every time we have this poll LSU wins. I just don't understand. 8O

Face it, no one can stand the Corn Dog aroma. To LSU fans it is an intoxicating aphrodisiac, but to the rest of the world, that alone makes them the most obnoxious.

I don't mind the aroma. It's just everything else that I don't like. Is it permissable to vote for LSU more than once on this poll?

[nate123]

I gave Tenn the nod just because of that damned stupid song they play after every touchdown. Rocky Top, Rocky Top, blah blah blah...

[bigtreydaddy]

I gave Tenn the nod just because of that damned stupid song they play after every touchdown. Rocky Top, Rocky Top, blah blah blah...

Good call. I know we've got Hotty Toddy, Ark has WPS, and Aub has War Eagle, but Rocky Top is just freakin awful.

[MtownRebel]

Obnoxious? LSU fans

Delusional? TN fans

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Strange......but every time we have this poll LSU wins. I just don't understand. 8O

Face it, no one can stand the Corn Dog aroma. To LSU fans it is an intoxicating aphrodisiac, but to the rest of the world, that alone makes them the most obnoxious.

At this point, I feel it very appropriate that we re-visit this classic of sports literature.



LSU Fans Smell Like Corn Dogs

LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.

LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?" The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.



I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer: "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend

I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?

Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufee' or some fancy Cajun food." But just stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger. They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.

So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.

Enough with this corn dog talk. Let's play ball...

[done]

All you need to know about LSU fans:

When I was a student at Ole Miss my Dad was the Executive Sports Editor for the New Orleans States Item. I went to visit him one weekend when Ole Miss was playing LSU in Basketball in Baton Rouge.

Sean Tuohy was our point guard and his dad had just had a stroke or heart attack (can't remember which) and was gravely ill. I was sitting on press row with my dad so I was not allowed to show any emotion or excitement. Every time Sean got the ball the LSU student section yelled "how's your Dad Sean?" My dad would grab my hand each time to keep me from jumping up and doing something that probably would have gotten me beat up.

When it comes to low class and obnoxious...you have LSU and then you have the next tier where you can pick any of us..we all have our obnoxious fans (including our idiotic students who apparently never got their learner's permit regarding alcohol consumption and the classless "The South Will Rise Again" nonsense. But when it comes to this dubious title LSU is the King...and there is no apparent heir to the throne anywhere in sight.

[oxpatchreb]

All you need to know about LSU fans:

When I was a student at Ole Miss my Dad was the Executive Sports Editor for the New Orleans States Item. I went to visit him one weekend when Ole Miss was playing LSU in Basketball in Baton Rouge.

Sean Tuohy was our point guard and his dad had just had a stroke or heart attack (can't remember which) and was gravely ill. I was sitting on press row with my dad so I was not allowed to show any emotion or excitement. Every time Sean got the ball the LSU student section yelled "how's your Dad Sean?" My dad would grab my hand each time to keep me from jumping up and doing something that probably would have gotten me beat up.

When it comes to low class and obnoxious...you have LSU and then you have the next tier where you can pick any of us..we all have our obnoxious fans (including our idiotic students who apparently never got their learner's permit regarding alcohol consumption and the classless "The South Will Rise Again" nonsense. But when it comes to this dubious title LSU is the King...and there is no apparent heir to the throne anywhere in sight.

I think that about sums it up!!!! 150% agree.... sad, sad, sad....

Without looking back at stats from that game myself, hopefully he lit them up for 25 or 30? Do you remember Chuck?

[ReservoirReb]

Whether they win or lose it is LSU by far.

With that being said State fans are in second when they win. Not so much when they lose.

[Chucky_38]

I've been attending Ole Miss atheletics since I was a wee lad and I have to say I think the most obnoxious fans are the ones from Tuscalooser. I have encountered worse ahole fans wearing crimson than any lsu fans. And thats while bama has sucked. I cringe thinking about how bad they will be when saint nick has them going 11-1 and 12-0 in a few years.

Don't get me wrong, LSU fans are horrible. But at least they have won 2 national titles in 5 years.

And whats with the hatred for Phil Fulmer? The guy is like 150-28 at UT with 3 or 4 Eastern division titles and an SEC and a national title. I don't care much for him either but the man knows how to win.

[oxpatchreb]

I've been attending Ole Miss atheletics since I was a wee lad and I have to say I think the most obnoxious fans are the ones from Tuscalooser. I have encountered worse ahole fans wearing crimson than any lsu fans. And thats while bama has sucked. I cringe thinking about how bad they will be when saint nick has them going 11-1 and 12-0 in a few years.

Don't get me wrong, LSU fans are horrible. But at least they have won 2 national titles in 5 years.

And whats with the hatred for Phil Fulmer? The guy is like 150-28 at UT with 3 or 4 Eastern division titles and an SEC and a national title. I don't care much for him either but the man knows how to win.

Doesn't mean he isn't a D-BAG...... Saint Nick is a D-BAG...... The Corn Dog is D-BAG......... regardless of whether they win or not, still D-BAGS!!!!!!

[oxpatchreb]

You know... Someone needs to do this exact poll, leaving out their own school, from each SEC school individually and combine all the results together to get a truly accurate picture of the most hated fan base.

As you can see, we are biased in this pole to give State and Arky votes due to instate rivalry and general aggravation. As would Bama give votes to UT over LSU. So the only fair way would be to get numbers from all of the schools in the SEC and combine them to get good picture.

Who's gonna step up??????

[rebel man]

You know... Someone needs to do this exact poll, leaving out their own school, from each SEC school individually and combine all the results together to get a truly accurate picture of the most hated fan base.

As you can see, we are biased in this pole to give State and Arky votes due to instate rivalry and general aggravation. As would Bama give votes to UT over LSU. So the only fair way would be to get numbers from all of the schools in the SEC and combine them to get good picture.

Who's gonna step up??????

this is based on voting by sec fans....

http://loserswithsocks.com/2008/01/17/c ... ge-status/

[03rebs]

Obnoxious? LSU fans

Delusional? TN fans

I'll second that motion. Especially when I have to work with about 6 UcheaT fans/alumni.

[nawlins]

man, you need to get over your *that other QB from Arkansas* envy with LSU. Alabama fans are the worst. They think they INVENTED football. Also, a friggin cowbell is obnoxious in itself

[BeeeDeee]

Just for fun, to fill out this down time since recruiting '08 is over. I intentionally left Ole Miss out of the poll not because we don't have annoying fans, but because of the trolls lurking around here that might want to sabotage the poll. However, if you feel compelled to list OM as obnoxious, just reply.

I noticed that you didn't put us on there. I have to say that our student section alone, just might come in a true second to LSU's fan base. Not our fanbase as a whole, but the younger ones in particular are pretty tough to stomach most of the time.