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Billy Cannon died and went to Heaven. When he got there, God gave him a tour of the place. God took him to Cannon's new home, a quaint house, on a green hill, with a picket fence and an LSU flag out front...
Then he looks up toward a mountain overlook-where he sees a mansion as big as could be. Beautifully presiding over the best view in Heaven, the house has a HUGE Ole Miss flag in the front.
Billy Cannon turns to God, and says "Sir, I know I had my problems on Earth. But you said I was forgiven...Why does Archie get a better house than I do?"
God replied, "That's not Archie's house...It's mine!"
Then he looks up toward a mountain overlook-where he sees a mansion as big as could be. Beautifully presiding over the best view in Heaven, the house has a HUGE Ole Miss flag in the front.
Billy Cannon turns to God, and says "Sir, I know I had my problems on Earth. But you said I was forgiven...Why does Archie get a better house than I do?"
God replied, "That's not Archie's house...It's mine!"
I believe that man will not merely endure: he will prevail. He is immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an inexhaustible voice, but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance.
-William Faulkner
-William Faulkner
Like that!dgmcdowe wrote:Billy Cannon died and went to Heaven. When he got there, God gave him a tour of the place. God took him to Cannon's new home, a quaint house, on a green hill, with a picket fence and an LSU flag out front...
Then he looks up toward a mountain overlook-where he sees a mansion as big as could be. Beautifully presiding over the best view in Heaven, the house has a HUGE Ole Miss flag in the front.
Billy Cannon turns to God, and says "Sir, I know I had my problems on Earth. But you said I was forgiven...Why does Archie get a better house than I do?"
God replied, "That's not Archie's house...It's mine!"
In the words of the late great Stan Torgerson...GOD IS A REBEL!!!dgmcdowe wrote:Billy Cannon died and went to Heaven. When he got there, God gave him a tour of the place. God took him to Cannon's new home, a quaint house, on a green hill, with a picket fence and an LSU flag out front...
Then he looks up toward a mountain overlook-where he sees a mansion as big as could be. Beautifully presiding over the best view in Heaven, the house has a HUGE Ole Miss flag in the front.
Billy Cannon turns to God, and says "Sir, I know I had my problems on Earth. But you said I was forgiven...Why does Archie get a better house than I do?"
God replied, "That's not Archie's house...It's mine!"