New here... sort of

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someone upsetting you lately, USC?

I've read two unrelenting criticisms in your posts today...

ObiWan hasn't been the same since they changed the formula in Metamucil. 8O

But he has a good soul 8)

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Okay, for Rebelgirl's sake, would anyone like to share their first-time encounters on this board with our West Coast correspondent. As I remember, his opening greeting to me on this board was that he did not like my blue font color. He probably still doesn't. Oops! I almost forgot my dad gum smilie

Let's see, I believe it was during the Taft Administration and he and I were arguing the constitutionality of a Federal Income Tax 8)

Seriously, ObiWan and I joined the board within mere hours of each other...the rest is history 8)

He and I obviously disagree with each other on political issues to the extent that we never really engage each other too extensively (what would be the ultimate point). But I have found his positions and arguments to be intelligent and well reasoned and his knowledge to be extensive.

He can be a little cantankerous, but he is an all star member of this board in my book.

By the way...welcome aboard RebelGirl.

[Rebelgirl]

OK, OK. Enough with the hostility, USC. It is obvious that you're not from around here. Your impeccably dreadful hospitality just doesn't quite fit the charm of the South.

And pusillanimous??? That hardly describes me. Come on... no one really talks like that. You must have pulled out the dictionary for that one... unless you actually use that word on a daily basis (if so, then you are a bigger geek than given credit), which I find hard to believe as you can't even belittle me properly. I think you should have said "...there is a beagle somewhere with YOUR name on it."

So to your poorly-written puerile comment, the 11 year old who remains forever somewhere within me responds: "Your momma... :glasses:

Oh, and FelicianaReb- I like the blue font. It really brings out the color of your eyes. :azz:

[felicianareb]

someone upsetting you lately, USC?

I've read two unrelenting criticisms in your posts today...

ObiWan hasn't been the same since they changed the formula in Metamucil. 8O

But he has a good soul 8)

Rebchuck, to tell you the truth, USC hasn't been the same since Zulu quit posting. BeeDee, if you're out there, see if you can get her to come back for one more post, then maybe our poor brother USCreb will steady himself. :aeh:

[rebelliousb]

Just don't use this "smiley face"

[rebelliousb]

same person after eating some bad fruit roll ups..

[USCrebel]

I have absolutely no idea why I mess with any of you guys.

Except Chuck, 'cos he's got my Polident.

[rebelliousb]

lot's of people don't know why they continue to smoke crack. The sooner you admit you have a problem....

[MtownRebel]

I have absolutely no idea why I mess with any of you guys.

Except Chuck, 'cos he's got my Polident.

I almost asked you the same thing. I would stick to NAFOOM.

[cajunrebel]

I have absolutely no idea why I mess with any of you guys.

Except Chuck, 'cos he's got my Polident.

You mess with us because. . .

"He's(Rebelfaithful) is the snake to my mongoose...or the mongoose to my snake. Either way its bad. I don't know animals..."

"Scott(USCRebel), you just aren't evil enough, you're semi-evil, you're quasi-evil, you're the margarine of evil, you're the diet soda of evil, just one calarie, but not quite evil enough."

[cajunrebel]

Also, if he gets too cranky on any given day and Chuck isn't around to soothe him, you could say:

"alright, zip it. Zip it, zip. Ladies and gentleman of the jury Ex-zip-it A.. Look I'm zippy longstockings. When a problem comes along you you must zip it. Zip it good. Hie bla du wah mi sa heu iso-do. (undertitle: Zip it) Zip. Would you like to have a suckle of my zipple? Zip. Zip, Zip it, zip it. zip...zip...zip...zip...zip it!"

[cajunrebel]

and USC's response is:

"Scott(Rebelfaithful), i been a fricken evil doctor for fricken 30 years, cut me some fricken slack."

[cajunrebel]

From USC's diary:

"The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it."

[cajunrebel]

When USC gets really mad over there in liberal land:

"Don't mess with me. I am one crazy mo fo. I once popped a cop because he wasn't giving me props in Oak town.. I've heard that somewhere."

[cajunrebel]

USC on the thought of losing Chuck:

"If anything should happen to you(Chuck) I don't know what I would do. I'd probably move on and get another replica but there would be a ten minute period where I would just be inconsolable."