An Ole Miss Night Before Christmas

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An Ole Miss Night Before Christmas


‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Ole Miss
Not a creature was stirring, nothing was amiss
The bags were packed with great care
Knowing that Saint Nick had already been there

The students and fans were all snug in their beds
While visions of Winning danced in their heads
And Mama in Red and me in my Blue
Had just settled in after a night-cap of Brew

When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter
I jumped from the bed to see what was the matter
Ran to the window as fast as light
Parted the curtains ready for a fight

The full moon lit up the view
Noise like this was familiar but new
When, to my joyful eyes did appear
Trucks full of equipment and football gear

Directing traffic and shouting “Hut, Hut”
Was none other than The Coach, Houston Nutt
His team was gathered all beaming with pride
Coach called their names as they walked by his side

Go Dexter, Go Jevan, Go Michael Oher and all the rest
Yea Peria Jerry and Hardy too, all you rebels are the best
To the top of the Conference, we’re headed that way
The mighty Rebels are back, what a glorious day

As the team loaded the busses and drove out of town
The band in the Grove played that Dixie sound
And the Rebel Faithful again felt whole
Cause Ole Miss was going to kick ass in the Cotton Bowl


Merry Christmas to you all from Jimbo in Texas
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That was truly awesome, and a thanks to you for that post. Have a very Merry Christmas.
“Winning is not a sometime thing, it's an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while, and you don't do things right once in a while, you do them right all the time. Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.”
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Nice
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Sweet! Excellent Christmas gift, thanks!

GO REBELS!
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And a Merry Christmas and a big HOTTY TODDY back at u.
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Merry Hotty Toddy Christmas to all, and to all a Hotty Toddy Happy New Year.
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That was perfect.
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too cool, I love this.
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Merry Christmas to you and yours Jimbo.
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Well, I had to say it, but come cottom Bowl time, be ready for the nightmare not the dream,because TT is going to light you guys up!!
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pitbull1 wrote:Well, I had to say it, but come cottom Bowl time, be ready for the nightmare not the dream,because TT is going to light you guys up!!
Maybe, but at least we're still playing.
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Yeah, that is a miracle!! Enjoy while it lasts.
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pitbull1 wrote:Yeah, that is a miracle!! Enjoy while it lasts.
Oh, believe me. We will enjoy it for the next several years. What did Nutt do at Arky? 7 or 8 bowls in 10 years? I fire him, too. Idiots.
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As the author of this "parody", I can accept critics and appreciate accolades, but from a Bull Dog who's program is in the pits, I accept nothing and resent your comments. Moo U is a joke, and other than Jerry Clower, I don't know anyone or anything remarkable to ever come from Starkville.
Please ask someone to loan you a dictionary so you can look up the big words I used at the beginning of this comment.
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Jimbo wrote: I don't know anyone or anything remarkable to ever come from Starkville.
Cheese. Good cheese comes out of Starkville.
Nutt calls the formation the Wild Rebel. Which sure beats the heck out of Orgeron's Wild Boys.
----Calkins
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