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I could have told you where you were going wrong with getting the chicks to dig ya Chuck...you should've brought 'em home late and made their parents hate you! (ala a modern day James Dean).

It would have also helped if you would've driven your car on the edge of Dad's freshly manicured lawn as you backed out of the driveway, flipped cigarette butts out the car window as you hit the street, and then peeled out with your stereo turned up full volume going boom-boom-boom.

Dad's really get off on that kinda stuff.

I can say quite honestly that I never dated one of those. My dad would've killed a guy for driving over his grass, that's for sure. He used to be real anal about the grass.

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Like your Dad, I am also anal about my grass....especially after spending the better part of a Saturday sweating in the hot sun getting it all groomed up real nice just to have some hoop-die rig with a boom boom box in it run over my clean edging job.